LIFE’S REALLY IMPORTANT RULES


Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.


My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.


Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.


A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.


Men are from Earth - Women are from Earth.
Deal with it!


No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.


Middle-age is when broadness of the mind
and narrowness of the waist change places.


Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.


Junk is something you've kept for years
and throw away three weeks before you need it.


There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.


Experience is a wonderful thing.
It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.


By the time you can make ends meet,
they move the ends.


Someone who thinks logically
provides a nice contrast to the real world.


Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves
for they shall never cease to be amused.

Keeping your perspective on life through your sense of humour.
Soundtrack: Cecilia
You can reach me if you but considered what I am,
and you can reach me still whenever you wish,
if you are content to find me as I am
and not as you wish me to be.
~Bernard of Clairvaux



"Let go of your attachment to being right,
and suddenly your mind is more open.
You're able to benefit from the unique viewpoints of others,
without being crippled by your own judgment."
—Ralph Marston
Dawn Cove Abbey - Garden - June '07
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